Just a quick update because I’m supposed to be doing an essay right now for 9am tomorrow morning.
Went to Tiger Tiger last night for the first time in ages but not before getting drunk here first and then hitting Players and Beyond. Beyond was a pound in so I blagged my PR friends to get me in free, ha ha! Then we went to Tiger which I had free entry to with my card and then passed my card outside to my mate (double blag)! Inside I found a table covered in minature love hearts so stole as many as I could carry and ate them all (blag)! When we got upstairs we found girls walking round with sandcastle buckets full of sweets and quickly found one of our own, yeah. So we sat scoffing as many sweets as we could and got drunk, ace night. In the R&B room there were full bags of Haribo on the sides so if you know me well you can imagine I was pretty much in heaven. Didin’t stay out too long as I was tired and had my essay to do today so headed back to the house but ended up talking crap in the front room until very early anyway. My housemate very stupidly told us before he came to Tiger he tried to sleep with some chick but couldn’t get it up which lead to our gay housemate ripping the piss for hours and giving him his very imaginative new nickname ‘floppy.’
After counting up just now I managed to blag 4 large packs of fizzy haribo, 4 shocker sour candies, 3 wham bars, 2 refresher lollies, 7 mini love hearts and 9 mini refresher bars. I total that’s worth around £7.50 and bearing in mind it didn’t cost me anything to get in I’d say I did fairly well. It’s also worth noting that that’s all that would fit in my pockets and I ate a fair bit inside the club so all told I must have blagged well over a tenners worth of sweets!
Got a letter through yesterday that the electricity company, after 5 months of threatening letters, were finally ready to take legal action which involved adding £250 to our outstanding debt, seizure of any bank accounts and goods that belong to us and cutting us off. We thought it was about time to pay so we took £397.67 down to Londis and paid it all off. Just have water to pay now.
Well that’s all folks, tune in tomorrow to find out about my field trip to a freezing cold river!