Friday, 30 May 2008
Also download "Alcohol" by Murder City Devils!
Thursday, 29 May 2008
Sunday, 25 May 2008
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
That's about it, need to revise for my exam on Friday now, then clocking some coursework over the weekend and going home (as I'm 20 tomorrow) and digging at Robbie's on Monday with Angus and Mat! Sweeeeet!
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Met Angus in the train station and hit town to find a present for Ivan (as he was stepping down from running the Zoo skatepark, York) and ending up leaving my bike outside Ann Summers with Angus whilst I went for a browse. The woman inside said hey and smiled, think she found it funny I was in there. I picked up some pink nipple tassles next to her and looked for the price, there wasn't one and I didn't want to ask so instead I decided upon a man pouch in the shape of a bull, complete with horns and nose ring and when you pressed it it went moooooooo!
So with pink bag in hand we rode to the Zoo, via Subway for fat Gus and presented Ivan with his gift before riding the Zoo! Pretty good session and a long jump comp took place clearing the driveway, due to coaster, I sucked!
After this it was street where I got a line I was happy with and chilled in the sun, then bought some beers and headed to Dave's to watch tomorrow we work. Nice little vid. Afterwards more riding, it was about 7-8pm and we were still in t-shirts, loved it!
Then it was to Angus' before hitting town and getting pretty loose then sharing a bed with Waudby, great....
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
Sunday, 9 March 2008
Went to Wet and Wild yesterday with last years housemates and it was too good! Hit all the slides and acted like a 6 year old all day! Can't ask for much better!
Bad news is my bike still isn't fixed. Not sure what's going on here but I'll be going crazy if it isn't done by Monday/Tuesday like they say!
Working soon which won't be fun as it's a Sunday so it's dead and full of dicks!
Friday, 7 March 2008
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Also watched the funniest film I've seen in a while today! Called Hot Rod and is about a stuntman! Was originally written for Will Ferrell too so you know it's good! Literally had to pause the dvd 'cos I was laughing so much! Right, going to take the DVD back now and then have some pasta and then go to work! Write tomorrow!
Everyone was dressed as Grannies as it was themed due to him leaving his teenage years but as I wasn't planning on being there I was the odd one out. Met Paul and Colski (last year housemates) who weren't dressed up and got generally ratty. Spent around £50 all night and ended up in Tiger Tiger again but no sweets this time! There are a ton of pictures on Facebook which will find their way on here when I get home and do my "photo update!"
As I predicted I didn't wanna get up this morning and spent the whole morning trying to figure out what those huge jellyfish are called. Still haven't figured it out but I reckon it's "something dutchman" or something along those lines. Heard a cheesy advert come on the TV whilst I was sleeping singing "Hello, hello, how are you?" In a weird farmer voice but on the second hello my housemate Mas joined in and sang "Hello....hello, hello, how are you!" I was probably still drunk but I found this hilarious! Just imagined by cockney, drug dealing flat mate sat there cross-legged in front of the TV and singing like it was the Tellytubbies or something! Yeah...I was probably still drunk!
In other news Tom has put a link up to here at Agenda so if you've followed that and wondering what the hell is happening here then I'll explain! This isn't really a blog for the general public but rather like a diary so my mates back home can keep tabs on what I've been up to in order to save credit and long explanations when I go home! On that topic Scott finally updated his blog/diary today which almost involves some sex. Have a look at:
Well, just finished my stupid essay and it's half 3 so gunna hit the hay. Hopefully get my bike back tomorrow which if it's true I'll be hitting the park even if it's snowing, can't f*cking wait!
Might be hitting the Tomorrow We Work premiere this Saturday but might not have a place to stay or the money to get there or eat so we'll see. I think Tom is going with the Newcastle BMX lot that I don't know so if Scott doesn't go it's pretty likely I'll be left out and have a shit night in town but it may still be worth it for the premiere. It's my next years housemate's birthday on Friday so going out in Whitley bay dressed as coyboys and Indians for that so I'll be ratty and even more broke so I may just end up going to Wet and Wild or sleeping all day! It's not like everyone isn't gunna get it on video anyway!
Reet, my shoulders kill so I'm done! Write tomorrow about a good bike filled day or I'll have a stress! Either way I'll see you tomorrow!
Just a quick note, I just stretched and felt my shoulder muscle. Shit's pretty good! Ker-chow!
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Just a quick update because I’m supposed to be doing an essay right now for 9am tomorrow morning.
Went to Tiger Tiger last night for the first time in ages but not before getting drunk here first and then hitting Players and Beyond. Beyond was a pound in so I blagged my PR friends to get me in free, ha ha! Then we went to Tiger which I had free entry to with my card and then passed my card outside to my mate (double blag)! Inside I found a table covered in minature love hearts so stole as many as I could carry and ate them all (blag)! When we got upstairs we found girls walking round with sandcastle buckets full of sweets and quickly found one of our own, yeah. So we sat scoffing as many sweets as we could and got drunk, ace night. In the R&B room there were full bags of Haribo on the sides so if you know me well you can imagine I was pretty much in heaven. Didin’t stay out too long as I was tired and had my essay to do today so headed back to the house but ended up talking crap in the front room until very early anyway. My housemate very stupidly told us before he came to Tiger he tried to sleep with some chick but couldn’t get it up which lead to our gay housemate ripping the piss for hours and giving him his very imaginative new nickname ‘floppy.’
After counting up just now I managed to blag 4 large packs of fizzy haribo, 4 shocker sour candies, 3 wham bars, 2 refresher lollies, 7 mini love hearts and 9 mini refresher bars. I total that’s worth around £7.50 and bearing in mind it didn’t cost me anything to get in I’d say I did fairly well. It’s also worth noting that that’s all that would fit in my pockets and I ate a fair bit inside the club so all told I must have blagged well over a tenners worth of sweets!
Got a letter through yesterday that the electricity company, after 5 months of threatening letters, were finally ready to take legal action which involved adding £250 to our outstanding debt, seizure of any bank accounts and goods that belong to us and cutting us off. We thought it was about time to pay so we took £397.67 down to Londis and paid it all off. Just have water to pay now.
Well that’s all folks, tune in tomorrow to find out about my field trip to a freezing cold river!
Friday, 22 February 2008
So my bearings didn't arrive today so no riding. Pissed it down anyways so would have had to ride Get Carter (which would have been a bust) or 5 Bridges! Hope my bike gets fixed by tomorrow!
Was in labs this morning looking for miniture beasts in soil under a microscope for one and a half hours (supposed to be 2 but I didn't get up in time) which was thrilling. Found one thing the whole time which was a fly larvae (a tiny maggot about 3mm long). It's actually pretty cool looking at things like ants or millipedes that close but looking in muddy water for them isn't so good!
Went to see Rambo 4 just now which was pretty freekin' violent but not too much of a storyline. I'd recommend Jumper over it!
Off to work in 2 hours, pretty tired but still stoked on it! Work is sweeeeeet!
Well that's about it, home tomorrow but taking the laptop so ch-ch-check back tomorrow!
It all started a real long time back, last week to be more precise and the weekend of the 8th, 9th and 10th of February to be spot on. Tom Kirkby was turning 20 and he’s not one to keep such an event quiet. This year we’re talking wristbands to enter, a massive guestlist and a real live DJ! Scott came up to ride for the weekend but I think Tom was busy the first day and me and Scott hit the park. I remember Tom coming to ride street with the Newcastle lot for a bit on Saturday but my memory is gone, sorry! Went to Tom’s party for half an hour and it was just starting to kick off before I had to leave for work. Got to work and my boss just said “to be honest guys, just do what you want tonight” SWEEEET! So we just walked about and talked crap and got paid for it. After such a good night at work I was up for major partying but Tom said nothing was happening after his party and they were being kicked out at 2 so I figured I wouldn’t bother going for 30 mins just to pay for a taxi home on my own and so I stayed after work for ‘a few drinks.’ This quickly got out of hand when we decided to do some ‘aggressive drinking’ and as it was a Saturday and drinks were expensive, house red wine was the beverage of choice...bad idea! We hit VIP and some of the last things I remember was that a random woman, obviously nearing the 30s and having lost all her friends, came and sat at our table. After some terrible drunken pick up attempts and some nasty things about her appearance from workmates she staggered off leaving her drink. Also I got my midriff out a lot, there is a picture of me on facebook of me with my shirt up and it looks as though I’m touching a passed out woman. I also apparently told my boss she was fit and that I would ‘do her.’ She wasn’t too impressed and just said “mate, I’m 28.” Nice...
Well by this point we’d mixed vodka redbulls and bitch pops into the equation and a few bottles of white wine so the rest of the night is a haze. We got to stay until 4am because we work there but I missed the taxi with everyone somehow but thought I’d go wait for Kathryn to finish work and the next thing I remember is Kathryn waking me up on the bench outside her house at 6am after by chance seeing me when she opened her window because she was too hot to sleep! Having broken up with her 3 weeks prior and me being drunk it meant I got back with her, damn!
Next day was horrible and my phone had run out of battery so couldn’t tell Tom and Scott I wasn’t riding. Literally couldn’t move all day and haven’t drank since!
Angus was up the next day but Tom went to Poland so me, Scott and the Gus man hit the park for a while then the Quayside. Angus layed down bangers that I won’t give away but pussed out on a few stunts on Exi bench. I got an opposite wallride to 270 footplant filmed but the wallride sucked and the footplant was sketchy. Not sure Scott got clips but he made me ‘lol’ all day so I’ll let him off! Took a load of funny pics of Scott and some more serious ones before ending up getting all facebook at Get Carter and Tyne Bridge! Like Robbie said earlier in the week, Angus has got the skills to pay the bills both on the bike and behind the lens!
Hit the park a few times that week but always at night except one day time session where I ran into H man and stuff! On one particular evening/night (about 8?) there were som ratty kids asking me if I could hang 10 and do all these tricks. I obliged as far as I could but the previous day I had pedaled away from something and my coaster just shit the bed and something may have flown off which meant I could only scoot for the rest of the week. Anywayz, maybe only stayed for an hour or so and then went back via the Civic Center ‘cos there was a stairset I’d been looking at. Was taking some scoot run ups to test for the fakie hop and it seems good to go when I get pedal power again but anyway, these ratty kids from the park rock up and ask me more questions “can you 180 these stairs” so I do, they go nuts, I’m a pro! Actually ride with the kids for a while on this bank and do some footjam fakies which they shat their pants about and they ask if I wanna hit the uni (these kids are probably about 12) and I say yeah, why not? Ride a cool 2 set, 180 up and down it, try fakie hop but it was a hard, scoot run up! Teach them sliders and then we rode these walls for ages, maybe like 40 mins and I was trying double pegs, ice, smith, toothy off and these kids go “We should call you Chris” I say “Why” and they say “cos you ride like Chris Souter,” ha ha, I wish! So these kids are pretty sound but ask a lot of questions, one kid spent about 6 mins asking me about his profile hubs and if he could run pegs on them. I teach this one kid to do double peg and feeble stalls. He gets super close to ice picks and even closer to smiths but then we are kicked off! People kept walking past as we were riding and I felt a bit odd hanging out with 12 years olds, almost paedophillic but it was cool ‘cos they were full of enthusiasm and it reminded me of when I first started riding and all everyone wanted to do was ride, before girls, work and booze came into the equation! It was pure!
So I’ve worked most nights, hung with Kathryn and gone to uni. Went to see Juno and then to Frankie and Benny’s on Valentines day which was cool. Juno wasn’t funny but was an okay film. Then I had to work but met the girls and Paul and Tommy C in Liquid afterwards for skint night, was pretty cool but everyone was pretty drunk. After a taxi trip back I went round to Laura and Kayleigh’s for a cuppa but Kayleigh went to bed so just chilled with Laura who was trashed. Pretty funny watching her trying to make tea and the various other strange alcohol fueled drinks she made herself and just generally the things she was on about. She’s bought a small plant which she needs to keep alive to prove she would look after the massive plant she wants to buy for the house next year so was raging when I was trying to feed it vodka! She called the plant Basil 40!
Also went to see Jumper which was a good film and I freeeeekin’ love nachos! Might go to the cinema tomorrow if my bike aint fixed!
Finally took my bike to the doctors on Tuesday to get the coaster fixed and my new second hand rim laced onto it with white spokes, sweeet! Hopefully it should be done for when Scott comes up tomorrow but I doubt it. Not even sure if it will be done for Saturday when I go home. Hope it is because I wanna hit Prissick on Sunday!
Well my arm really hurts as it’s hovering as I type due to this being on my knee so I’ll leave it there but I’ll hopefully do daily updates from now on.
See you skanks later x x x x
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
Drove to York to pick up Fakie Dave, checked out his new massive house and then hit Tesco for lunch! Took some shit off Scott and Dave for eating lime pickles out of the jar with my finger but those things are soooo nice (tried to buy some more earlier actually but the Indian food shop was shut). Ate sweets and me and Scott sampled the new 24 'the series' energy drink which felt like we were driking acid, mmmmmm....
So when this was done we rang Prissick and they were like, its ok now but it's defo gunna rain! It was actually Scott and Dave who decided the drive up wouldn't be worth the hour of riding that we would maybe get (imagine how pissed we would be if it was shut when we got there) so I drove us to Brooklyn banks in Leeds! Not gunna give too much away but we made some sweet ass ramp (as me and Scott usually do when we ride together) and Scott layed down 2.5 bangers! I did a line I was semi-pleased with but the footjam fakie and slider just weren't there! Had a sweet riding session though and Dave is so damn funny! Forgot to mention earlier that on the way to Leeds I took my handbrake off to pull away and slammed my fist into my sandwich which was in the handbrake bit, made me lol!
Dave was trying 3 to fakies but not quite getting them and then his back broke. Scott did sweet footjams and me and Scott also set up a high hop with some mini cones and bricks which we both got...stoked! Hit playhouse after dark and tried this 180 up to cab up line, got the 180 but not cab but was happy cos couldnt 180 up last time I was there! Then headed home but got back too late to get my train back so stayed up all night playing Tony Hawks and Final Fantasy before train back the next day to get me in 5 mins before my lecture!
Started my new job last night too which was awesome! Just walked around with these 2 really funny guys and looked at extremely atractive women in short skirts! Brave girls 'cos it was freezing! I guess my job title should be professional perve which isn't bad for £6 an hour! Woot woot! Working again tonight and can't wait! Also work with many fit dancers which makes the job even better!
Watched Don't Quit Your Day Job today which was pretty awesome, especially considering it was made almost 10 years ago! Just about to watch the 1st Animal video then go to bed so write soon me darlings x x x x also used my weights for the 3rd time today, buff as fook now, ha ha!
Friday, 1 February 2008
Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Sunday, 27 January 2008
Wednesday, 23 January 2008
Friday, 18 January 2008
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Really didn't do a lot today (or yesterday as it now stands) but I got my rent payed and was planning on going to town but everyone bailed last minute...gays! Going home in about 38 hours and Anthony is having a little party for Jess' 18th over at his which should be good and also planning on hitting Dry Dock next Tuesday for pound a drink night, yay! Going to the Zoo this Monday which I'm really looking forward to as haven't rode in days. Also getting Dave's pivitol seat and post off him on Monday perhaps (if Denton's get the order in on time) so I'll be trendy then!
Revision is going crap but I've kinda given up trying this year already. Can't believe I have to have a job up here, not sure how I'll ever cope with a full time job. Think I posted this before but reckon I'm definately wanting to be a Police man now, get to bust crime and give something back and also lock up scummy chav bastards!
Saw Theo Simpson hop straight into a hang 10 on United and reckon I might have that down soon. Wrote my full tricklist for things I wanna get for the next York vid, think there is 26 things with room for one more. On the short term scale though and for myself rather than the vid I wanna nail a flat or curved wallride to 180, practice my fakie hops more, do more corner pocket wallrides and try one to 180 out, learn 3 hops and nail a fakie footjam whip (and probably some other stuff too that I don't remember).
Pegleg is alright, first few parts are pretty stock with the odd original move and the last few sections are pretty good with the last section being pretty wild!
Not in the slightest tired...might buy some sleeping pills...erm..................well...I watched American Pie 5 earlier, was pretty good, rammed with boobies which was nice...gunna rent 6 tommorrow!
Might try sleep now so write tommorrow if you are all very lucky x x x x x x night night x x x
Monday, 14 January 2008
Woke up late though at about 1:30-2, skipped the shower 'cos it was freezing and hit town. Went into the Civic Centre and talked about Council Tax as we got a letter this morning saying the Bayliffs were coming round but it's all sotred now I think (tick)! Then I walked to Denton's to see H and buy Peg Leg but H wasn't there. Bought Peg Leg and looked into getting Dave a Kink pivitol and me a United pivitol post (tick, tick tick). Walked back up to town and into the estate agents to sort rent but I now have to deal with a new company or something so no tick! Went to Argos and bought a new sleeping bag and some weights (tick, tick). Didn't go to the library to revise 'cos the weights were 19.6kg altogether and came in a huge, hard to handle box so just went straight home (no tick). Went to Somerfield and bought blue-tac (tick) and then went to the girls to get my laptop (tick). Came home and the landlord came round looking for our rent so gotta sort that tommorrow and gunna try pay our electricity and water finally tommorrow too! Then I went to this pub on our road called Echo ('cos we'd never been in) to watch the Leeds match! It was pretty cool actually and put this huge bowl of nachos and salsa out on the bar for free and Bombay mix everywhere! Watched the first half and then played pool with Scanlon upstairs for the rest of it. Came home and went on the internet and now gunna watch Peg Leg which Dave assures me I will poo my pants at, I hope so.
Also today I started tidying my room up (tick) and we all cleaned the house up and took all the rubbish out that was populating most of the kitchen (tick).
Expect an update with all my new phone pictures on Friday or Monday! Exam on Thursday, just wanna get it over with really!
Sunday, 13 January 2008
Saturday, 12 January 2008
Not to be outdone our brave hero ventures to Somerfield and purchases a pizza...he eats it...then goes to bed....yeeeeaaaah!
The next day he wakes up late, watches The Weakest Link then goes to the girls and lounges about for hours! Yeeeeaaaah!
Friday, 11 January 2008
I think I've already wrote about the Works and far too lazy to check so I'll skip that! Going back up to uni today in about an hour so gunna pack after this! Went to Tad today to see Kat as she had a free house (who else but Quagmire?) and then hit Rob's Rolls (which will still be Sue's to me) for a large chicken and bacon! Then spent far too long in the shop picking out penny sweets and missed the 16:05 train, meaning I'm now getting the 18:05!
Not taking my bike up so that I do more revision which is gunna be hard...aaaand....that's about it...
Went out for a meal to Frankie and Benny's (as I didn't fancy Indian after eating lime pickle out of the jar all day (just writing the name makes my mouth water) and then went to see St. Trinians which wasn't as bad as I tought it would be and had one or two decent looking girls in!
In other news me and Angus are dropping out of uni and buying a bmx house, maybe Waudby too after his GCSE's in a few years...
Friday, 4 January 2008
Campo AKA "SHOT 'EM"(Dub Step and Grime Set)
Cakes, Zine stall, buffet of sweet things, dressing up box!
Happy New Year! 2008! 2007 passed away as I was watching Lost, great...but I was broke! Couldn't pay my rent so the bank have charged me £20 and interest on my overdraft or summat weird! Gay!
Anyway, off to the Works tommorrow with my Christmas money which should be fun and might film some bangers! Especially if Scott does his gap! Just watching the final two episodes of Lost now before a sleep in til about 10-11 tommorrow then Works then hit York for Belty's b-day so write Monday next probably!